get yer decoys! get your piping hot octopus crafteed strate frum the box deecoys! gareanteed genyouwine. not made by octopus for not enough clams. send clams.

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and then sometimes you can sic depression onto your decoy. you did order your appropriate decoy, didn’t you?
I ordered an extra decoy as well. it’s the same reason there’s bodies in the basement: when the invasion of the bodysnatchers come, there’s decoy bodies ready to go.
gotta get yer decoys.

post may contain octopus. any resemblance to other cephalopods, living or dead, fictional, mythical, full frontal or other-wise, is entirely coincidental and besides what are you going to do? with your two puny arms?

take the decoy.